Egg timer

This morning, my wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. As I walked in, she turned to me and said, „You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!“ My eyes lit up and I thought, „This is my lucky day!

Not wanting to lose the moment, I didn’t waste any time at all, I gave her a banging right on the kitchen table!

Afterwards she said, „Thanks.“ and returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, I asked, „What was that all about?“

She giggled, „The egg timer’s broken.“

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